VineshWay: Customized Fitness

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I thought I would take a break and work on the numerous commitments regarding the videos and photoshoots I promised.

Some of it went better than expected but much of the work, especially relative to the photography bit was left undone.

For starters, the resort was plain crap. I have this policy, either hitchhike and stay in huts or stay in like super five star hotels, I never settle for anything middle.

Of the good things that happened:

• Excess drinking
• created a new game, hand party, ping pong/table tennis with fingers (no rackets)
• Saw a Royal Enfield Taurus
• Had a few very good videos done.
• Worked on new methods of teaching, primarily revolving around basics
• Saw an awesome jeep being sold for dirt
• Scared some south indians

Over the trip, Silvassa being in Gujarat I noted sucked ass like everything else from Gujarat, there were like 2 girls who were anywhere close to hot there.

In a random note, Kutchis are from Kutch, not gujarat, some retard by the name of vallabhai sexless patel kind of merged states. I am by blood Kutchi and in no way related to Gujaratis and if you ever call me one, find yourself another trainer.

Moving on, the place in terms of scenery couldnt beat the suburbs of Powai, Kalyan, Borivali *courtesy of the mountains* right near home.

The food was frighteningly unhygienic.

The crowd was mostly Gujarati. Period.

I was intending for more work to be done during the time there. Regardlessly, the place just didn’t have any spirit to work and have fun on.

I noted more facts in random, one of them being that you should totally avoid people who take tension, are upset, think too much, I mean they suck, their bad energy will get to you. If you want to make your life fun 24/7, tell the losers to blow themselves and keep yourself in good company.

People who workout hate what they really are? Fuck you.

This is what a fat loser was telling in a seminar of brain power something. 

Now almost everyone who is reading this works out to a smaller or bigger extent. Do you guys hate yourself?

Tell me yourself, post your comments on why you workout, is it to love yourself? 

I mean, tell me if he is right or wrong, are your bodies all that is to you?

My two cents: 

I workout like a maniac, I deadlift 160 KGs while being 60 KGs. I never had a morning without stretching, I do pull-ups in the trains, run instead of taking a rickshaw, never eat anything unhealthy (surprisingly I don’t even like the taste of sugary, oily food).

Now let me tell you this, I workout because I love myself, I believe I deserve better! I don’t workout thinking if I workout I’ll get guys to think I am cool or to bang chicks. 

It’s just that I visualize myself with a high amount of strength and a ripped body. That’s all.

I believe those who love themselves gradually become what they idolize. 

It took me say 15 months to lose 50 KGs of fat, that’s maintaining a good enough average of approx 7 pounds of fat a month.

Now when I was as big as 96 KGs, I visualized myself to look like Bruce Lee and I never, not for a single instance believed I couldn’t pull it off, does that mean I hated myself? Naah, it means I am a human being who believed he deserved to be just what he wanted to be and GOT THERE. 

So I’ll return this one inversely, all of you skinny bastards and tub of lards who don’t workout, either you are incredibly self assured and don’t mind seeing the sad faces of the chicks who see you without clothes OR you hate yourself because you believe you don’t deserve better.

Cheerios.

We are all motorbikes. 

I know, a very absurd entry for a fitness site.

But I think this entry is especially for people who believe they can’t pull off their fitness aims for reasons like genes, blah, blah and more blah. 

Let me just give an example.

For starters, I would like to state I lost my precious Machismo 500 L 

Now,

A friend of mine owns a Vintage Royal Enfield bike, manufactured back in 59. Awesome huh? This bike makes the meanest sound, gives the worst mileage you can think of, I can outrun it (Seriously, I won against the bike in a 200m sprint) but THIS BIKE RULES because it has ITS IDENTITY. 

Another friend of mine owns a Hero Honda Karizma, he is an asshole. That aside, The Karizma is a great bike too, it rockets! Its like the fastest bike in India (save RD350 and modded RX 135 and Roadking).

Now Karizma boy tells the Enfield dude ‘your bike sucks, its 350cc still can’t catch up to mine, it sucks, its slow as hell, looks like a heap!’ 

Now I love Enfields but after riding the vintage version I too somewhat agree that Enfields are more like a workout rather than a ride.

The Enfield dude got pissed, he decided to make his bike way better in every aspect possible. 

He started by putting a K n N filter, now for those here who don’t know about bike tuning, a proper bike tuning requires you to be patient with the bike, let it get used to one mod after putting up another. (here I will compare the filter to the human digestion system, i.e timing your meals)

After which he put a RD 350 Carburetor (Joined a gym) 

After which he started regularly polishing the bike (had a good bath with shampoos, conditioners, quality soaps, applied creams for scars and zits)

After this he put up new lighter, better gripping wheels (Started consulting from me :p) 

After this, he put up a performance spark plug (Supplements)

After this, he fine tuned the engine to give better performance (Started with High Intensity workouts) 

After this, he had an awesome aftermarket BSA piston installed (Started with inner health programs like yoga or tai chi)

Through the modification, he provided the best petrol speed 97 (High quality nutrition, no junk food) 

After the modification, he molt something like 13k worth silver with metallic green paint to give the most dazzling effect, he put up a bright xenon headlight, a huge windshield. (Got a nice haircut, makeover, whatever it takes for him to feel good in his shoes)

AND VOILA, THE ENFIELD BEATS THE KARIZMA EFFORTLESSLY (I no longer try to outrun it) though it took 14 months to get there. 

Similarly, humans can be modded, they can get right where they want to if they believe they can and work towards it.

I think you noted that just how simple it is to completely turn the tables whichever way you like. 

And let me tell you one thing, the bike even when it wasn’t modded, WASN’T BAD, IT WAS A PROUD BIKE WHICH WENT FOR 2 LAKH RS. But its just that the owner believed that the bike should be better and worked hard to make it.

If you feel you deserve better than what you are, remember it is very simple! Your body is a motorbike, all you need is to be modded!